My Favorite Joke

I've been tagged by Bill Heroman to tell my favorite joke. Okay, here goes.
There were these two friends, a boy and a girl, about 9 or 10 years old. They were walking in a wooded area and came by a stream. The young boy suggested that they go swimming, because it was hot after all. The girl said she didn't bring her swimming suite, and the boy replied neither did he. Anyway they agreed and went into the bushes to remove their clothing. As chance would have it, they were both ready for the swim at the same time and jumped from the bushes together. The boy looked at his friend and she looked at him and there was a long pause as they continued to stare. The boy finally broke the silence and said...

Gee... I never knew there was that much difference between a Protestant and a Catholic! :-)